in the shower
me:that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me:yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me:why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me:i'ma read the back of this.
me:lather, rinse, repeat?
me:why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me:hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me:if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me:eheheheheheheheheheh.
me:but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me:did i already wash my hair?
me:i think i did but i don't remember.
me:i'ma do it again.
me:FUCK I REPEATED.
me:well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
me:i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me:i bet it's awkward.
me:i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me:okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me:where the fuck is my towel.
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with me either i am showered with thirty minutes of makeup and hair done or i haven’t changed out of my pajama pants in three days. there is no inbetween
(via radical-indigo)
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